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mollycoddle
verb   |   mol·ly·cod·dle

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blatherskite
noun   |   blath·er·skite

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flapdoodle
noun   |   flap·doo·dle

"When your dog attempts discovering the internet for the first time"

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cockalorum
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"When a politician attempts discovering the internet for the first time"
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hoosegow
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"When your dog attempts doing yoga for the first time"
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hornswoggle
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"When a penguin attempts reading instructions for the first time"
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balderdash
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"When Shakespeare attempts discovering the internet for the first time"
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piffle
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"When a toddler attempts eating spaghetti for the first time"
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malarkey
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"When a cat attempts attempting opera for the first time"
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codswallop
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"When Shakespeare attempts doing yoga for the first time"
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Everyday you will see a new, obscure word (yes, they are real words). Simply follow the steps below and earn achievements along the way.

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1. Submit

Make up a funny, creative definition for that word - it doesn't need to relate to the actual meaning at all!

Example:

Word: Boomerang

Your definition: An orangutan with a bad attitude.

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Vote for a winner from yesterday's 3 top rated definitions.

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