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superhornswoggle
verb   |   super·horn·swog·gle

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ultrabalderdash
noun   |   ultra·bal·der·dash

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hypermalarkey
noun   |   hyper·ma·lar·key

"When a penguin attempts reading instructions for the first time"

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LexiconLover

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countercodswallop
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"When a toddler attempts discovering the internet for the first time"
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antifuddy-duddy
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"When Shakespeare attempts eating spaghetti for the first time"
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semikakistocracy
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"When a toddler attempts attempting opera for the first time"
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quasibumfuzzle
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"When a toddler attempts reading instructions for the first time"
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pseudogardyloo
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"When your dog attempts discovering the internet for the first time"
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megabafflegab
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"When your dog attempts using TikTok for the first time"
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supersmellfungus
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"When Shakespeare attempts using TikTok for the first time"
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How to play Daily Swoggle:

Everyday you will see a new, obscure word (yes, they are real words). Simply follow the steps below and earn achievements along the way.

Are you creative and funny enough to stand out from the rest?

Submit

1. Submit

Make up a funny, creative definition for that word - it doesn't need to relate to the actual meaning at all!

Example:

Word: Boomerang

Your definition: An orangutan with a bad attitude.

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2. Rate

Rate yesterday's word definitions submitted by others to help pick finalists.

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3. Vote

Vote for a winner from yesterday's 3 top rated definitions.

Winner

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