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"When a penguin attempts reading instructions for the first time"
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Actual: Counter-nonsense or rubbish
"When a toddler attempts discovering the internet for the first time"
Actual: Anti-a person who is old-fashioned and fussy about details
"When Shakespeare attempts eating spaghetti for the first time"
Actual: Semi-a government run by the worst, least qualified, or most unprincipled citizens
"When a toddler attempts attempting opera for the first time"
Actual: Quasi-to confuse, perplex, or fluster someone
"When a toddler attempts reading instructions for the first time"
Actual: Pseudo-a warning cry given before throwing dirty water from a window into the street
"When your dog attempts discovering the internet for the first time"
Actual: Mega-incomprehensible or pretentious jargon
"When your dog attempts using TikTok for the first time"
Actual: Super-a person who constantly finds fault or complains
"When Shakespeare attempts using TikTok for the first time"
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